| Big Chunkers |
Justice Funston, Noah Anderson |
I like big chunks and I cannot lie |
2 |
4 |
73.5 |
35.2 |
| Coug'd It |
Garrett Mann, Trevor Brown |
We like pain, Pac-12 is the best conference (We're delusional) |
2 |
4 |
72.2 |
31.5 |
| Daddy's Money |
Nathan Johnston, Jordan Johnston |
Fueled by pops $$. PXG 4LYFE |
3 |
6 |
71.3 |
32.8 |
| Deez Putts |
Wes Davidson, Eli Coombs |
- If your putting game is anything like your wordplay, I’m guessing the ball spends more time in the rough than on the green. |
2 |
4 |
73.8 |
35.8 |
| Dress For Less |
Preston Ross, Logan Ross |
They call themselves Dress for Less because they skipped the skill section and went straight to the markdowns. Style points: zero. Scorecard: even less. |
3 |
6 |
72.7 |
31.8 |
| Fore Play |
Isaac Sayers, Jerod Kitchel |
“Fore Play”? Sounds like a swing and a miss by a team too lazy to putt in any real effort. |
1 |
2 |
73.5 |
38.0 |
| Fore The Twin |
Jordan Scamman, Jared Scamman |
Fore the Twin? More like Fore-gettable Swing. You brought double trouble and left with double bogeys. |
3 |
6 |
74.2 |
32.2 |
| Gus & Garrett |
Garrett Mann, Justice Funston |
Year 1 |
1 |
2 |
73.5 |
35.5 |
| Lil Woodys |
Brennan Moody, Austin Hanson |
They call themselves Lil Woodys, but there’s nothing stiff about that game—just flaccid drives and soft fades into the trees. |
1 |
2 |
72.0 |
30.5 |
| Par-Tee Animals |
Mark Silvey, Richard Silvey |
Always having fun until golf starts |
4 |
6 |
73.7 |
33.8 |
| Smokey and the Bandit |
Jordy Trujillo, AJ Robertson |
I’m the Bandit on the fairway—smokin’ drives and dodgin’ bogeys like Smokey’s on my tail. |
2 |
4 |
72.5 |
31.8 |
| Team Trevor |
Trevor Brown |
All by himself |
1 |
2 |
72.5 |
37.0 |
| Twins |
Dean Stensby, Kirk McGovern |
We'll still outdrive you. |
3 |
6 |
72.3 |
31.2 |
| Whalers |
Brett Silvey, Caden Silvey |
Whale-sized drives? More like whale-sized divots. If they’re trying to intimidate, they’re one splash away from a water hazard. |
3 |
6 |
71.7 |
31.7 |